Still the best bang fo the buck no doubt

So my and my GF are in town to visit my family, she is from back east so the first few days I had an iching to go to the dirty bird but no dice sine the boss was around. Happly she had to return a few days earlier and that is when I had my chance to go and see what new birdies they had a the parrot. Saddly, the last hot girl that took care of me real good was no longer there. I think her name was Skittles or someting like that. No matter, finding that diamond in the rough is part of the exitment. But this time is was not too be, I keept on being approached by fat, ugly, old, anything but hotissh woman we all want. So I just bough a VIP ticket anyways (the balcony is the best place to survey the activity down below and also to spot a dancer you may like to brign up later. That is how my night ended, me alone on the vip section wishing they had a better selection that night. It was a miss for sure, but this place always bounces back the next visit so I will chalk this one up the bad luck and move on. Cheers.