Bringing back the memories

It's been a while since I even had a reason to be in Passaic County since finishing college over 6 years ago. However, a trip through the area isn't complete without stopping by Jiggles, which can best be described as a dive bar with girls that happen to be dancing. Truly, it's a dive bar; there are usually 2-3 40 to 50+ year old blue collar type guys that are regulars on any given evening, crappy food, and cheap beer. It's not falling apart and is moderately clean, so that's why it gets a rating of a 5 for the physical club. There's a pool table to pass the time as well.

There's never an issue of space at the bar. As there are usually only 3-5 dancers on duty, the dollar parade doesn't hit your wallet as hard as other area night spots. As for the dancers, most are 5's and 6's, if you're lucky they'll be an 8 working, and other times there are more than one 4's that need to hang up the platform heels. There's only one private dance booth, but it's very well secluded and you won't be interrupted. Herein lies the charm of Jiggles: you can get a LOT of action with nearly any girl there and if you're negotiating skills are at least average, your money will go a very, very, long way. In the past for me, it seems to fair better on weekday nights, but if the weekend is the only time you have, it's still worth spending an hour or so there. Overall, if you don't mind a dive bar scene or average women that will definitely put a smile on your face while still having money leftover in your pocket, then you'll be right at home.