Ok if you want to stay local.

Last visit was on a busy friday night...

Solid Gold is a good place to go if you are looking to not drive to far out of the Hamilton/Burlington area. $8 cover is a bit of a drag, but saves the drive to niagara. On the weekends there is a pretty good variety of girls. Differents shapes and sizes to suit most people. Most dancers are pretty young 20-25, although there is the resident 50 year old if that is your cup of tea. Table dances are $15 a song, and vip dances are the standard $20. Beer is around $6 before 10pm and goes up a buck after 10pm.

So if you want to have a few drinks and see some nice scenery in a pretty clean club, aside from the cover and bathroom attendant, this is a decent trip for the average person...