Pretty bad

Was on this side of town with a friend and we decided to check this place out and grab a beer. Got there around midnight and we almost didn't go in because it looked pretty crappy on the outside, but decided to go in anyway. Cover was $5 paid to the DJ who also acts as doorman, and we sat at the bar. Noticed upon walking in that there weren't any girls dancing, nobody on any of the stages, nobody in the place at all except for about 5 patrons and one dancer all sitting at the bar. The dancer wasn't wearing any kind of sexy outfit, in fact her dress looked like street clothes and I assumed she was a patron or somebody just hanging out until she asked us if we wanted a dance out of the blue. About the same time we were ordering our beer and talking to her another dancer came out and sat next to somebody at the bar, but then she disappeared as well as the girl who talked to us. And no other girls ever came out. So for the rest of the time we were there, the only female in sight was the bartender. And she was no dancer. Not that I wanted to see these other two naked either. The one who talked to us was really unattractive, and the other one I didn't get a good look at but she was a pretty big girl. Both were black, so not much variety from what I could tell, but that's a pretty small sample size. Wherever they disappeared to, they stayed there for as long as it took my buddy and I to drink 2 beers. After that we left. The only good thing I can say is that the beers weren't too pricey, but I've had cheaper beers in sexier settings, and at least the cover was pretty low.