Almost without fail, any strip club...

Almost without fail, any strip club goer living in the Cleveland area has heard from someone around here about how great Christie's is.....the hype this place receives through word-of-mouth is amazing....who knows, maybe it's the tv commercials they show at 2 am on the local stations.....regardless, i finally visited this so-called Valhalla of the northeast ohio strip club scene recently, and came away none too impressed.....not trying to be redundant of the previous reviews, but when they state that the girls do not hustle dances, it is the absolute 100% truth.....at times you may think they are wearing those electric dog collars that will zap them if they get 5 feet away from the bar.....can't give a true review of the private dances, as i was never offered, and i'm not going to waste my time doing the legwork to get a dance from a 6-7 caliber girl.....bought 2 drinks, spent about 10 bucks in singles at the main stage, and called it a night.....for the most part, about as dull of an experience as i have experienced in any strip club.....