Dive barrr

Hit this club up while walking back to my hotel. Decided what the hell. Went inside and realized this place is for bottom feeders. Had a seat at the bar and was charged $7 for a diet coke. Saw a few girls sitting around. Maybe three of them had looks that could get them a job on Bourbon Street. I was immediately accosted by an overweight brunette. I can truthfully say her teeth were not too bad. Truthful, because she had only a few teeth left in her head that could look bad. She did tell me I should have come in there before going to the other clubs, because for what I spent in them I could have gotten my pipes thoroughly cleaned in her club. I would just have to make sure it was not her, the tranny on stage or any of the other overweight, geriatric snaggle-toothed dancers. If I could get one of the two or three decent looking girls then it might be worth taking another shot here. Either way, drink heavily before coming in here. It will make it a little easier to handle seeing some of the "sights" of Dixie Divas.