Not my type of gentlemen's club

I did NOT like this club and would likely never return. Clearly I am a lot different than most of the people that go to this club because it seems like people in Miami love it and I just don't get it. It is EXTREMELY over-priced and the talent is nothing to write home about. This is probably a worst value than Stringfellows in London.

I arrived at the club around 1am, paid the $20 to valet park my rental car, another $20 for admission and then $11 for a cold beer. The club itself is nice but I would not put in in the high-class gentlemen's club category. I would describe it as a very nice night club with strippers dancing on a few stages and walking around looking to take men (or women) for private dances. There were a lot of girls hanging out in groups with their boyfriends and most of them were a lot hotter than the dancers. As for the dancers, I was expecting to feel like a kid in a candy store surrounded by top notch talent and was sadly disappointed. There are attractive dancers, but not much better than what I have seen at other clubs. There was not one girl that I just had to meet and hangout with.

So the worst part of this club is the value of the dances...3 for $100 topless and 3 for $150 nude. I am not sure if the song lengths are timed, but they sure seemed short for what you pay. You can get 30 minutes for $450 ($300 for the girl and $150 for the club) but the room is not very private. I was told that the most private room is the whale room and it $1500 per hour ($1000 for the girl and $500 for the club). According to the girl that I met, there are absolutely no extras offered at this club and the management is very strict (I knew the girl from another club where she gladly offered extras). You get a good dance but nothing wild or crazy.