Kittens is ..... serviceable...

.... That is as well as I can describe it, serviceable. Sure, other clubs are full of 9 and 10s, but what Kittens lacks in average looks it makes up for in other areas, but with some improvements needed to be made.

The club is essentially a large open layout with couches along the perimeter and what must be 30 or so small tables in the center with stages located on the far walls. Given the amount of space the club feels empty, and the owner might benefit from bringing things a bit closer together.

The talent selection is a bit hit and miss, but there always seems to be at least one solid 8 or 9 in the bunch. However, be wary of a dancer asking to sit next to you. If you're like me, you will want to be polite and let them sit even though you have no intention of getting a dance from them, and they will hang out forever and you will miss your chance with the one you want.