Super Fuego
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5005 Jackson St Hyattsville, MD 20781

I finally made a return trip...

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alcrutch
Jul 12, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday After Midnight

I finally made a return trip to Fuego last Sunday on the 5th since a friend from another club dances there now. It was more packed than the last time I visited there in April but that's not saying much since there was less than a dozen customers there on that trip. It seemed like all of the same latino and white girls are still there that have been working there but most of their better black dancers are gone (Miami is gone, not sure if she even still dances at any strip club anymore but I have seen Fancy at Bazz and Crue now). I didn't see barely any new talent except for a few girls I recognized from Bazz and Crue who are probably just there until it opens back up. It looked kind of packed for a Sunday night until you remember that they have less than half the chairs that they used to have.

Another new annoying thing that they have is someone who walks up to you with a clip board the moment your dancer stops dancing to keep track of how many dances you got. If you want to know how many dances a dancer gave, why not be professional and ask the dancer that question in private away from the customer? You don't see managers at shoe stores asking employees in mid-sale with the customer how many shoes have you sold today. The dancers not getting paid for the correct number of dances was not that big a issue here from what I remember so why involve the customer in this new process? Also, nothing kills the lap dance fantasy quicker than 10 seconds after your dance having to hear the dancer say "Yeah I got 2 out of him" to the clipboard man. It's hard to want another dance when it is pushed excessively on you that are just a quota for them. I already know that I am but I'd at least like to ignore that fact for the couple hours while I'm at the club.

Also, I don't know if it's the fact that dances used to be $10 there or that the dances are now in the worst spot possible (nobody likes getting lap dances right in front the stage where the whole club can basically look at you), but the dances at Fuego just don't feel worth the $15-20. I personally hate that feeling of spending money on a dance and then afterwards all I can think is that "that dance wasn't worth the money I just spent and I could have gotten a better dance elsewhere for cheaper"

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