I'll start off with the meat...

I'll start off with the meat and potatos - this is one of the worst clubs I have ever been to.

I was quite excited for my first time here; it was on King St (ooh classy), it looked decent from the outside and I had heard of it before. As soon as I entered, the security and door staff were very friendly, raising my expectations even higher. Unfortunately my expectations were dashed as soon as I got into the physical club.

While the interior was clean, the layout is horrendous - there is a bar between the dancers and the clientele. WTF? Who does that? Who ever thought this was a good idea? After being at the club for a while, I can see why though as there is often a 10-15 minute break between dancers on stage. This for me is a huge no-no for a gentleman so club as one goes to be entertained. I think the reason for this is to give the girls walking around more time to hustle.