Wow! What an amazing place....

Wow! What an amazing place. I was in LA a few weeks ago on business and I just had to drive my rental car down to the border to see what this place was all about. My first surprise was when I walked across the border and was not greeted by any kind of customs people. I wasn't really sure I was really in Mexico until I got into a cab and said "Adelitas".

As soon as I stepped in the door, I saw a beautiful blond in a skin tight jump suit. She had huge fake tits, an extremely slender waist, and a beautiful, big, awesome round butt. I immediately introduced myself and found that she did not speak English, so I just pointed up and off we went. She was awesome.

After that, I spent some time in the bar and had a few XX. Contrary to what others have reported, there always seemed to be a girl on the "stage" (really a dance floor) doing her thing. Tops on for the first dance, then topless for two more. Just like any other strip club. And the place was just teeming with beautiful women. There was no pressure. The girls just stood around waiting for customers to come to them. It didn't take long before I had another one picked out and all it took was eye contact, a little smile, $71, and she was all mine. I was in heaven. I had a list of Tijuana clubs I wanted to visit that night, but it wasn't long before I decided that there was no reason to leave this place. I ended up with so many ladies and had so many beers that I lost count of both. During my rest periods in between ladies, other customers started coming up to me and slapping me on the back saying "you da man!!". Well, let's see, I got there with about $850 in my wallet and by the time I got back to my hotel, I had about $20 left. I spent maybe $50 on beer with tips, $10.00 for the cab round trip, and I don't remember what the parking cost. So I must have had at least 10 women. I know I got to the point where I was too drunk and too spent to actually cum, but I still had a great time with the women. And I can hardly wait to get a chance to come back. I think I might just take a trip to SD just to get back to Adelita's. But before I do, I am going to learn to speak Spanish, so I can talk to these lovely ladies in their own language.