This is a super-nice club, very...

This is a super-nice club, very comfortable, very posh. The neighborhood is a little warehousey, but not bad. Valet parking if you have a car, if not, come by cab like I did.

When I arrived, there were 4 or 6 dancers with 8 or 10 guys off to the side of things: a bachelor party. I almost turned around and left, but one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen approached me and said, "Don't worry about that noise over there, I will make sure that you get plenty of attention." Needless to say, I stayed. My new friend, Jane, went up on stage and danced just for me, and she was so seductive and skilled. What a pleasure to watch. She came and sat with me while we watched the next dancer, who was nearly as good. Jane then asked if she could call her friend over, which she did. We talked for ten minutes or so, and then came the tag-team couch dance.

I won't give you the blow-by-blow, other than to say, having two gorgeous women writhing in your lap while they kiss and fondle one another is not a bad way to empty your wallet. Which I did. Too much fun, and over too soon. I am glad that I only brought a few hundred bucks with me, because I could have stayed there until my bank account was bone dry!