The Low Down I went to review...

The Low Down

I went to review the world’s largest gentlemen’s club at 8:00am on a Saturday morning. Yes, you read that right. 8:00… in the MORNING. Why, you may ask, would I want to do such a seemingly foolish thing, when I can come back and report on all of the craziness that Sapphire Las Vegas would have to offer in the evening? Simple, because I knew EXACTLY what this club would be like at night: hundreds of the hottest dancers in the world, killer music, awesome service and a packed crowd. In order to do this review justice (and because I’ve never been to a gentlemen’s club in the morning), I decided to put Sapphire under closer scrutiny and the club certainly didn’t disappoint. As with all of my gentlemen’s club reviews, I’ve rated the club’s features and amenities on a scale of one to five, with five being the best possible score. Before we dive in (to this review, not their pool), I have two important rules to share with you from my visits to Las Vegas gentlemen’s clubs:

Las Vegas Gentlemen’s Club Rule #1: Las Vegas Gentlemen’s Clubs Can Be Overwhelming!

The biggest and best gentlemen’s clubs in Vegas are MASSIVE! Take your time and don’t let yourself be easily overwhelmed… most clubs are open 24 hours and the larger ones can have hundreds of dancers working at one time. Take your time, relax and enjoy!