Drive past the rhino after visiting...

Drive past the rhino after visiting another club where I had a disappointing visit. Figured I'd stop in to see what all the excitement about this club was about. The bouncer/greeter sees that in wearing gym pants and says "we usually don't let allow athletic wear but I'll let you in." Then I get to the cashier and she asks for the cover of $44. I say I drive in and the cashier days it's up to the greeter. He lets me in for free. I figure, this is starting pretty well. As soon as I get in the club, I'm greeted by a dancer and am walked over by her to a seat and she gets my first dance. Each lap dance is $20. I pick up on the fact that there are literally dozens of dancers walking around, I quickly let this one go after one dance and sample a few others for variety. It's been a long day sand the first dancer that gets more personal with me takes me to the back for the 4 songs for $100, out something along those lines. In the back, I'm forced to buy us both drinks. I don't like this unexpected up-charge and am about to leave but the dancer convinced me to stay and makes me happy that I did. Lesson from the rhino - expect to drop more dollars than you expect but enjoy, you're in the land of plenty.