Stopped by again on my next...
Stopped by again on my next trip into Miami. Per the comment below on previous review, I was prepared to tip the parking lot guy. He waved me into a spot right in front of the door, and then immediately walked off. When I got out of my car he was talking to a guy by the door with his back to me—not typical “expecting a tip” behavior, so I didn’t again. Went inside, sat at the bar and was immediately approached by a dancer, not the same one I spent time with last visit. This one spoke fairly decent English. Her face was not the best, but she was definitely not ugly, actually kind of cute in a way. The cutest thing about her was the way her tits kept popping out of her stripper outfit, which was one those jobs which consists of two straps in the front to cover her tits, which it didn’t do very well. Her tits weren’t big, but were perky with large puffy brown nipples, which she encouraged me to touch. The rest of her body was nice—not spectacular, but very appealing to me. Overall, I would rate her an 8. She was probably one of the better looking dancers in the club. She made small talk and groped me for a bit. I learned she was 21, which explained the perkiness of her tits, and from the Dominican Republic. After few minutes the bartender asked me if I wanted to buy her a $20 drink, which is part of the business plan here. I agree with the comment below that it a hustle, but I don’t consider it an outright scam. I have been in places where it is pretty much a pure scam—you buy the drink, the girl gulps it down, and if you don’t buy another, she’s gone. Here, on this visit and the last one, the girls took a little time with the drinks, and in the meantime entertained me by making small talk, writhing around next to me and on me, giving me mini-dances at the bar, flashing their tits and pussy, and by groping me and encouraging me to grope them. To me, this was as good or better than getting lap dances, and probably more cost effective in the long run. The girls probably took about 20 minutes per drink, about the same time I usually take with a beer, and were focused on entertaining me so I would buy them another and/or go for a private dance or VIP room. The same 20 minutes worth of lap dances could easily cost $100. So it’s definitely part of the hustle, just like the push for dances, private dances, VIP rooms, etc., is part of the hustle of every strip club, but I personally don’t consider it a scam anymore than the push for dances is a scam, as long as they are providing a little time and entertainment value as part of the drink purchase. The girls are here to make money and this is one of the ways they do it. I asked how they split up the drink money, and they didn’t mind telling me it was a 50/50 split, so the girl gets $10 from every drink. I also asked the girl what she was drinking. I can’t remember what she said, but she offered me a taste and it definitely had alcohol in it, although not a lot. But per the above, it really would not bother me if it was just Kool-Aid, as long as I’m getting some entertainment value out of it. But I digress. So anyway, after playing around with the Dominican Republic chick for a while, the cute Cuban dancer I spent time with on the previous visit came up on stage. She saw me sitting at the bar and joined me and the D.R. girl after her set. Of course, she wanted a drink too, and the two of the spent some time entertaining me. Eventually the D.R. girl drifted away and I spent another couple of hours with the Cuban girl. I didn’t go for the VIP this time because of budgetary issues, even though both girls were pushing for it. I didn’t even get a so called private dance. Just sat at the bar drinking beer and buying the girls drinks to keep them in a good mood. They did their stripper duty and kept pushing for dances and/or VIP rooms and promised me a good time, but they weren’t super aggressive about it, and seemed relatively happy with getting the drinks. I had a good time and will probably go back.
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