Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

I've been to this place a...

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SnowFan83
Jul 1, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I've been to this place a few times before, and it is really one of those spots where you kind of keep going back thinking that the next time it will FINALLY realize its potential. You can kindly keep those dreams in your pocket sir, as this place does not get any better, but it luckily does not get any worse. You walk in, sometimes after paying cover, and are seated around a large stage. The good thing is that there are no seats behind you, so there is not that creeeeeeepy feeling of some weirdo looking over your shoulder while your trying to enjoy yourself. Usually two to three girls on stage, while others are either situated at the far end of the bar complaining in other languages, or walking around doing the hustle. you will be talked to by every girl there, most of which are pretty decent while others are not. A solid mix of 6 and 7s with the occasional 2 and 9 thrown in to keep you off guard. There are a few "private" rooms (they can't be seen from outside but have a camera in them) right by the stage, and at least ten other private rooms in the back. Dances are either $20 for a chair in the hallway, or $30 for the private rooms, for 4 minutes. Depending on the girl, fun can be had but don't expect to be getting it wet there. Mostly just dry tuggers, or if you get real adventurous a girl might give you a titty fuck. Bottom line, its a good place for a desperate or quick fix, but there are a lot of better option within a twenty to thirty minute drive.

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