Stuck in Charlotte for awhile and...

Stuck in Charlotte for awhile and decided a trip to the CH (I had been there a couple of times before). I didn't expect much from it the first time I went (a Monday lunchtime) but I got some good dances and good mileage from a dancer that's no longer there. This time I was expecting a little more since it would likely be the "A" team on a Saturday night. But I was in for several disappointments before I even got my flat diet coke: I was told I couldn't wear my hat inside (I expected them to be a little more relaxed on the dress code). Then they wanted $15 since I wasn't "a member" WTF!?!? I really shoulda just walked out but I'm the guy that thinks "if it costs that much it must be good". Now I've got hat-head, $15 lighter and get a $3 diet coke that's flatter than Mandy's tits. (Who's Mandy? I'm getting to that). I walked up to the one decent girl I saw - Mandy (she's not a big boob gal in case you haven't caught on). She had a great smile and a good sense of humor. Fast forwarding, she finally left some customer she was with and, as soon as she sat down they paged her to the stage. Since table dances are only $10 I asked her to do a rushed one so I could at least get an idea of what I was waiting for. The dance was awkward, the contact sparse and a little shy of a turn on. Then she had to go on stage and I swear I heard her say "nice hair". So now I've paid $30, had one mediocre dance and I feel like I've spent twice as much. I got another dance from a cutie named Diamond (I think...I need to start taking notes when these girls are lying...er...talking to me). The dance was a slightly better turn on but she seemed disinterested and didn't stick around. (Maybe it WAS the hair). I'm not sure what VIP is like but the floor dances didn't make me curious.

All in all I guess I'd recommend going when there's no cover...unless they're charging "non-members" during the day...but lower your expectations and see your success rate soar.