My first time in Portland I...

CaBaRet II

Portland, OR

Stopped by around 4 pm knowing I was taking a chance on the lower quality day shift dancers. The overall vibe was very relaxed and the place was clean. Immediate bar service and a friendly…

Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge

Umatilla, OR

Pulled into the Sports bar and titty club known as Uma-titty. Was going to ease into the night at the sports bar. A quick look around seeing nothing but a handful of pre-senior citizens myself…

Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover. Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…

Finally back in search of great stripclub food after the less that savory experience in Vegas, I decided to stop by Acropolis. Going in, the only thing ive heard about this was steak and titties.…

Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture. There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…