Visiting Phoenix, read a bunch of...

Visiting Phoenix, read a bunch of reviews and decided to try out the BML. Dropped in at around 1PM. Outside very nondescript, inside very dark. Dancers come over one by one to ask you if you want a soda, but I didn't want anything. I sat around watching dancers, one was very thin and beautiful (I never got her name) others varying degrees of overweight, but some of them attractive anyway. I chatted with one, and then decided to get a dance. There really is no VIP area, just booths off to the side, where everyone can see you. The booths behind where the dancers sit are a little more private, but only because the dancers have their back to you. It's weird, because they're only 8 feet away. Anyway I sat down with my girl, tall and stocky but cute. She started stroking my crotch, and I asked who the bad girls were. "I dunno" she answered, then I asked if she was. "No," she said. I look disappointed, and then she added "but I can give you a happy ending." No problem, that's what I wanted. Her happy ending was not very good -- how come so many strippers, no so many women don't know how to use their hand? Anyway I ended up finishing myself, and left decently satisfied. At least it's cheap -- $41 for three songs, and I tipped her $20. Worth about that much. I'm going to stick with the pros for the rest of my time here.