Scarlett's at 4am on a Saturday...

Scarlett's at 4am on a Saturday was overflowing with people - no seats available, all 5 stages being used and music so loud that I missed my concert earplugs. The environment was much more of a dance club than a typical strip club. Loud DJ, patrons were in big groups that included girls and strippers were hard to find with so many patrons around... Paid 20 bucks cover, got an 8 bucks rum and coke, took a few laps and then saw a large robot with neon lights shooting some kind of compressed air. Cool robot, but not why I come to strip clubs. Really not for me, so I did one more lap hoping to find a seat somewhere, but eventually decided to leave.