This isn't a strip club, it's...

This isn't a strip club, it's a "Gentleman's Club". You have to pay €10 membership at the door, then you walk into a small (4 metre by 4 metre maybe?) lounge area with a couple of gambling tables on the left and a bar on the right. The lighting is low and kinda red or purple-tinted, the furniture looks to be in good condition, and there are three or four tables with a couple of chairs each to sit at. I can't tell you anything about the gambling because it's not my thing. The bar appeared to have a reasonable selection of drinks, but I didn't buy any so I can't comment further. There were two men at the gambling tables, two women waiting at the bar to give lap dances, and several staff. The staff I talked to were business-like, no small talk or friendliness, though the bouncers readily and honestly answered my questions about prices before I went in. The lap dances take place in a "VIP" room downstairs, so you won't be getting a free show at any time. The VIP room is very dark, so although there are mirrors you won't see much. The atmosphere was dead, you'd have thought it was Tuesday afternoon rather than 23:00 on a Thursday night with large crowds outside. I had been planning to buy a drink and size the place up first but it was so dead I went straight over to the women at the bar.

There wasn't any pole dancing or anything like that when I was there, and I didn't see any place for it. Lap dances cost €10 per minute with a €50 minimum, which is very expensive for what you get. There were two women working, both said they were from Brazil, both late twenties I would guess, both wearing bustiers. One had black hair and dark skin (not black, but darker than latino), had small boobs (maybe a B cup?), and was interested in talking to me; the other was blonde, pale-skinned, bigger boobs (D?), and wasn't interested in talking to me - she just stated the prices and tried to upsell me from one woman to two. I chose the woman who was interested, hoping that I'd get a better lap dance. I paid the bartender €50 and handed in a voucher for an extra minute I'd gotten on the street, then followed the woman and a bouncer downstairs to the VIP room.

The lap dance was one-way contact, starting with her wearing the bustier, she danced in front of me for probably 1 minute, ground her ass against my crotch for close to a second minute, then took off the bustier and danced in front of me topless for a third minute. She knelt between my legs and slowly pushed herself up my crotch a couple of times, ground her ass against my crotch again, then danced in front of me and pulled her knickers down for a few seconds. That's apparently what made it a nude lap dance, but to be honest it was so dark I couldn't see anything :( She briefly ground her ass against me again, then the bouncer said time's up. She tried to get me to buy another lap dance, but I declined. The only skin-to-skin contact we had was when she put her hands on top of mine to make sure I didn't move them and try to touch her.