The first 5 minutes of my...

The first 5 minutes of my experience was spent adjusting my eyes to the nearly pitch black environment, so let's dedicate the beginning of this review to my eyes for old time's sake.

Flew into Sky Harbor on a Monday with nothing scheduled until Tuesday so I decided to stop by a couple clubs, being as it was my first visit to our Phoenix office.

Anyway, club is about average. 5-10 30"-40" TV's on various walls with random sports channels playing on what was surely the dimmest setting. 1 mediocre stage that's their main stage and 2 of those "stages that could be used as a side table in a living room" make up the cycled dance area. Lap dance area is open to the rest of the room along the far wall. Bar was cool. Dancers sit on one side of the bar while customers are on the other (red rover style). Not a great scouting vantage point due to the previously aforementioned darkness. They did have a local brew from Tempe that was pretty good on tap. Hell if I can remember the name, though.