There ain't no reason to stop...

There ain't no reason to stop here unless you are in the market for lap dances. And if that's the case and you got some lettuce to unload, there's no better place. I've had some of the finest lap dances of all time in here, while others, of course, were not so good. My key suggestion for this club, don't give up on it if your first dance isn't so good. The rules are very libertarian. You just need to find the right girl.

And here's the best tip you are ever going to get: Avoid lap dances from girls who do nothing but walk up and ask you if you want a dance, I don't care how attractive they are.