The Low Down The word “surprised” rarely...

The Low Down

The word “surprised” rarely comes to mind when reviewing gentlemen’s clubs. When you’re in a particular area, you generally know what to expect when you visit a club: big cities like Las Vegas have the mega-clubs, most major cities like Philadelphia and New York have smaller upscale clubs in their financial districts and “downtown” areas and the suburbs have your divey, neighborhood bar-like clubs. Creekside Cabaret blows away those stereotypes in a profound an amazing way, by offering a Vegas-sized mega club in what, at first glance, appears to be just a simple suburban office park! As with all of my gentlemen’s club reviews, I judge on a scale of one to five, with five being the best possible score.

Location & Facilities – 4.5 Stars

I arrived at Creekside Cabaret, a topless gentlemen’s club located in Montgomery County, PA, at around 5:30pm on a Friday afternoon. While the sewage treatment plant a block away may seem odd and left me slightly concerned as I drove up to this warehouse-turned-club, I was certainly not expecting a massive two-story club, complete with a huge main stage with three poles and a large bar with a giant projection screen behind it as well as tons of seating. Smoking is permitted and safety is a taken very seriously, as the club uses handheld metal detectors and cell phone use isn’t permitted on the dance floor (but is in the bathrooms and hallway) for the protection of the dancers. My only real complaint about the facilities was their men’s room. Despite being spacious and clean, the wood paneling on the walls has got to go as it seriously clashes with the modern décor of the rest of the club.