There were about 10 girls working...

There were about 10 girls working the night I visited. Of the 10, I'd have been okay getting private dances from 8 or 9 of them, and two of the ten caught my eye. Before I could get one's attention, I was cornered by a third dancer, who was very outgoing and probably the third most attractive, but not what I was looking for. She sat down to talk and even when I left the conversation lag, she showed no signs of going anywhere, talking endlessly about nothing. Since having one dancer around means no other dancers will come over, I finally bought a single dance when it was at half price, figuring it was worth it just to get her to move on. She gave a well above average dance - aggressive grinding, dirty whispers in my ear, heavy breathing, etc. - and then I returned to my seat. A few minutes later she arrived with a plate of fried chicken and asked if I minded if she ate with me. I didn't really answer before she sat down and proceeded to inhale several pieces of fried chicken. Definitely an erection killer to watch the girl who just grinded on you while whispering about you fucking her ass lick greasy chicken bones. I was cornered, and watched both of the dancers I had my eye on walk by while I was stuck with the drumstick gobbler.

Finally she excused herself to get some handiwipes, and assured me she'd be right back. While she was gone I immediately made eye contact with one of the girls I had my eye on, who came over and asked if I was looking for a dance. I was reluctant to repeat my strategy of paying for a dance to get out of an uncomfortable situation, but this girl was a looker...and wasn't eating chicken. Her dance was far less grind-y, but was more erotic and sensual. It also didn't hurt that, while waiting for the first song to start, she was actually pleasant to talk to. I ended up buying a few more dances from her before returning to downstairs. The drumstick gobbler was on the stage, and when she saw me said "Don't go anywhere, I'll come back and join you when I'm done up here."

I left the club before she had the chance.