This review will describe my saddest...

This review will describe my saddest stripclub visit ever.

I was in town with two other friends and after a slow night at Cotton Eyed Joe's, we decided to go to a dollar bill club. We obtained several hundred dollars from an ATM and rolled over the Th' Katch around 1 am.

Th'Katch has no alcohol, but fortunately there is a bar attached to it that does. Unfortunately, that bar closes at 1:00, which is when we arrived. Fortunately, I enjoy most naked women even when I am sober. Unfortunately, th' klub's women didn't look like most women. Of note, the club was very smokey. Smoke in TN = no admittance (including staff) under 21 = no college age dancers.