I haven't been to Hollywood for...

I haven't been to Hollywood for quite a while since I'm regular patron of another place down the road. I had a little extra time so I thought I'd pop in to see what things were like now.

I did not have high expectations based on previous my own visits and the reviews I'd read on TUSCL.net some time ago.

I was pleasantly surprised by my visit tonight. Physically the place has not changed. It's big for a Washington Park joint and somewhat garishly appointed. The parking lot is well lit, fenced, with video surveillance and in-person security in the lot and at the door. The inside is spacious and clean. There are multiple screens alone the ceiling playing what looks like low budget hardcore porn, thankfully with no sound. The music inside was standard issue for WashPark but not too loud for conversation. The tonic and lime I ordered was $7.00 in a tall heavy bar tumbler. Malaysia's Cherry Bomb was $12. I don't know about the other alcohol prices but I'd assume that they're higher than for non-alcohol drinks. The black lights made my tonic glow a nice green. Despite the Illinois ban on smoking there are ashtrays on the tables. There were not a large number of patrons, and fewer smoking so the atmosphere was not oppressive. The bartender lady was very nice, conversational and allowed me a quick dash in and out to retrieve my smokes from the car without re-paying the cover. The guy at the door looked like he would have nailed me for the in and out but I circumvented that risk by getting permission from Emil the shift manager. The dancers present were in the 6-8or9 range except for ...

The pleasant surprise of the evening, Malaysia, a stage name as she stated she had chosen it. Malaysia is a youngish, slender dark AA lady with all natural 34 A-B boobs. Very pleasant and forthcoming in conversation and very easy to get along with. She may be a little new to the biz since she was a little uncertain navigating on her humongous platform shoes.

Malaysia has none of the attributes I normally go for in a woman, but let me tell you this gal is a stone fox (!!), as we would say some number of years ago. I don't think I've ever encountered a woman so beautiful with the possible exception of an blonde MILFish ice queen I once saw in a Dallas club. Malaysia was not pushy at all when suggesting we repair to the private areas for some bed dances. $25 a pop which for this young lady I was happy to pay upfront. Since limits sometimes vary I let her define the action. Long story short I confirmed no augmentation, and then she put her Holy of Holies less than 1cm from my nose. Very clean BTW. There may have been a little motion with friction there to her delight. I'm sure more could be available but did not inquire. Mr. Happy was sought and found.