In downtown and decided to take...

In downtown and decided to take a cab out to SCSA. $30 fee with tip. Place is tucked into corner on SE side of 410 and I 35. Looked pretty dead when I arrived. Paid $10 entry and sat down on the back row near the bar on the main floor.

Was only there for 2 minutes when an attractive spinner asked if she could sit down. Pretty face, pretty eyes, how could I resist. She sat in my lap.

First mistake I made was letting her stay before I could check out the total talent on premise. She was only about 95 pounds and attractive and even mentioned that if we got along she'd give me her number. Sounded like a fun time to be had. Well, the problem was I wanted to see as many of the ladies as I could and choose from them if I wanted a lap dance. So, I was sort of hemmed in and being the gentleman I want to be, I did not run her off but instead got the whole story on SA strip clubs and specifically this one. She had to pay $20 to house, $20 to DJ and $5 to the matron in charge of the pasties. Yes, in SA you have to wear pasties. She was also in debt to all 3 entities which should have told me something.

After about an hour, I had seen a really cute auburn haired maiden on stage who seemed to move around and not hustle dances and stay back some by the bar but I was sort of stuck. Finally, she had to have a smoke and I thought maybe some desirable type would come by and offer her services. No one came by and the talent was pretty much occupied. When the lady came back I decided to give her a chance to give me a dance. Well, $20 of air. However she returned to my lap. Pretty much for the next 2 hours I was pretty much tied down. When she went on stage, a nice tall blond came over and offered to let me spend $300 on her upstairs (another $50) and after negotiating with her and be grilled if I was a policeman, I told her she was overpriced and soon had the original lady back. Pretty soon it was 1:15 and time for me to return to my hotel all frustrated. My new friend had to go on stage for the third time and as I got up to leave I saw the cute auburn haired lady near the bar. Our eyes met, theme music began and I paid my $50 and headed to VIP upstairs. Was maybe the best $50 I had spent in a while and we had a great $30 minutes enjoying her company.

So, slow start, educational experience and no cold shower needed to close out the evening!