Nice Place on a Slow Day
So, I have only been here on a Wednesday or Thursday, when there were more dancers than customers, so I think my perspective may be somewhat skewed. The establishment is tiny, with the stage being both in its own room and taking up well over half of said room. If one wants to sit back from the stage, then there are very limited options.
I imagine that on a crowded day this could get miserable. There is an announcer who is really repetitive and can get annoying, and the music is primarily modern pop. Sometimes the dancers sing along with whatever's playing, which made me suspect that they have some sway over the song choice, but I digress. The bar is okay, with multiple sodas and fruit juices for sale.
It does not serve alcohol nor allow outside alcohol, which did not bother a non-drinker such as myself but understandably may be a turn-off for others. The bathrooms were incredibly clean.
As to the main attraction, I had a lot of fun with them. Other than one fat girl (and even she wasn't bad-looking) I wouldn't have put any below a 7, and rather than phone it in on a slow night they were all rather aggressive on the stage and in offering dances. While you can't touch them, they can and will certainly touch you, both on the stage if you're tipping and in the backrooms with private dances.
Laying their back in your lap, sticking their head in your lap blowing against your, well, you know, and pulling your head into their breasts are all things that happened to me multiple times. In the back rooms, there is even more touching, obviously. One girl basically just dry-humped me for fifteen minutes (not that I'm really complaining) while others rubbed almost every part of their body against every part of mine. It's a fully nude, so this was particularly fun when clothed and unclothed genitalia met, barely separated by my pants and a thin shawl. Also, whether illusion or not, they seemed to be having fun too. Most were smiling, at least while interacting with the customers, and went out of their way to at least seem fun.
A cover charge of ten dollars was not particularly insane, and the drinks certainly weren't atrocious ($6 for a bottle of root beer). It should be noted that they require you to buy a drink. The dances seemed a bit pricey, however. $45 got you a basic dance for the length of one song. $145 got you watching a girl take a shower before she gives you a longer lap dance.
Just under $400 will get you an hour in the 'VIP' room, which is a slightly more comfortable chair. Far from the least reasonable prices one will find, but the girls expect you to buy them a drink, which I don't fully understand the cost of. I thought it was $10, but if so then the bartender robbed me by not giving me enough change (which is a distinct possibility, though I didn't have the courage to confront it).
In short, if you're in Interior Alaska, have money to spare, and like naked women then this is a nice place. It is a bit cramped, and I truly do dread seeing it on a busy day, but I've enjoyed when I've been there. If I ever return to Fairbanks for an extended period of time, and have a free night, I would definitely consider going back.
