Jag has an advertised special of...

Jag has an advertised special of $5 dances on the first Tuesday of the month. I was in Dallas and decided to see if it was a possible winner. My first impression on entering about 4pm was not great. Two fatties on the main stage, a dirth of hot strippers walking around, but I had just braved Dallas traffic for 40 minutes and paid $10 to get in so I found a seat and ordered a Coke to water down my rum.

Shortly after I arrived the dj announced a six stage rotation and more dancers appeared from whereever they were hiding. The club was only about 1/3 full, half the customers were hispanic and most of them were in groups of 3 to 5 with multiple cases of beer on their tables. The dancers seemed to concentrate on the non-hispanic customers. I would guess that I saw 35 or more dancers, about evenly split between hispanic, black and white. At least a third on the dancers had a few extra pounds. Many, many tats were evident along with the usual sets of bolt-ons. About half the women ranked, on my scale, below 5, but I did see several 7s and a couple of 8s.

Topless dances were really just $5, and I don't think they were cutting the songs short. Be aware, most of th dancers were charging $10 for nude lap dances and a few of them did not tell customers until after dancing. I discovered this trick when a dancer I tipped on a side stage sat in my lap, still nude, and talked for 10 minutes before we moved to their lap dance area for a dance. When I stopped after one very tame dance, she then informed me nude lap dances were $10. I didn't argue, just gave her a ten and walked back to my seat. My next encounter was a topless hispanic with beautiful olive skin and very nice natural Cs. She was very hands on while sitting in my lap at my table, even adjusting my package so she could get a better grip. She later received $5 for one tame lapper. A brunette informed me as she started our lap dance, that she had "rules" and I could not touch anything "private." Another $5 and out.