This was a bit of an...

This was a bit of an adventure, and a nice addition to the Burlington economy through my contributions...

I jumped on TUSCL the morning before a flight up to Raritan a few days ago. I was skeptical about NJ strip clubs after a miserable visit to Franks a few years ago. The top ranking for the Playhouse was very surprising. Since I have not posted any reviews recently, I could only read the introductory sentence for the existing reviews. Nice “teasers” guys!!! Unfortunately, there is never any “mission critical” information in the first sentence, so I had to justify my detour there based on ratings alone.

The place is a little hard to find for a visitor at night, but once you are on the north side of town on the right road, it is not too bad. The parking lot has a bit of light, and the older gent at the door was keeping an eye on things, so safety was not an issue. The $10 cover that also gets two Cokes is not bad at all, either. The worst part is that I didn’t have any of the adult beverages that are allowed into the place. This put me at a serious disadvantage… No beer, no wingman, no TUSCL information and no safe way to find the rules of the road.