I had the day off on...

I had the day off on a Tuesday recently and decided to check out this club. It was my first time going to Bourbon Street. All I really wanted was to find some really hot chick to dance on me and thats exactly what I found. I checked out the reviews on this site to see which club had the hottest girls with fake tits and this seemed to be the place! I got to the club at about 1:30 and man was it dark when I first entered. Wasn't sure where to go, kinda just stood there and waited for my eyes to adjust. Finally found a spot to sit down and just watched and waited til I found the right chick to give me a lap dance. There were probably around 10-12 girls on shift and most of them were about 7's by my standards. I really like fake tits and curvy bodies with nice wide hips and skinny waist. I did see a few of these girls but none of them had that killer beauty in the face. If she has a killer body but I can't look her in the eye and think she is gorgeous then I won't get turned on. Well finally this girl, I think her name was Taylor, was introduced to the stage and holy shit was she HOT! I think she was one of the most absolutely drop dead gorgeous girls I've ever seen. I didn't think girls like her existed. I immediately went up to the stage to get a closer look and tipped her while she did her dance. She talked to me while she was dancing and immediately after her stage dance she said "I'll see you in a minute." with that gorgeous smile, luscious lips and perfect teeth. She came to where I was sitting and I'm pretty sure she knew I was hooked because she just grabbed my hand and said "lets go!" I got up and followed her to the VIP, which really was just a soft chair against the wall and we chatted for a bit. Good god she was perfect. I know it was all an act because I was really dumbfounded and saying a lot of stupid things and acting like an idiot but she acted like I was the best thing in the world. I wanted to take her home so bad...if only... She gave me an extremely slow and sexy lap dance, no touching anything but waist, legs, back and butt, but she did caress my junk a few times and showed me some pussy. Her tits were fake, but perfect in my eyes. Oh the things I wanted to do to her...

After about 5 songs (I was mesmerized obviously) she said "that puts you at $100, you wanna keep going?" Man am I glad she asked cause I would have kept going and I didn't bring enough money to go much further. $20 a song isn't too bad but it sure added up fast. Anyway, I left a happy man and would recommend going there if you want to see some gorgeous female bodies. But I wouldn't expect much mileage here. I'll probably go back soon.