Had the...

Had the opportunity to be back in Orlando, which has been about a year for me. Whenever I'm in central Florida I always try to free up some time to swing by the Inner Room, since it's one of my all time favorite little strip clubs. I know the girls aren't as hot as the girls ups the street at Cheaters of Lidos but they usually sit and talk with you and like to hang, especially the day shift, since the club is much less crowded and the patrons tend to be an older crowd and lots of regulars. Got into Orlando mid morning last Thursday and headed for the coast in my rental car. I'm always a little nervous about going straight from the airport to the club, with my luggage and laptop bag in the car with me, but I figured it'd be safe in the trunk, since it was going to be a day trip. About an hour drive from MCO to the Inner Room. I parked around back, plenty of private parking and walked in the back entrance. As usual the club was super dark and wasn't overly crowded. I headed to the bar and got a beer and my shot, still a bargain. The club hadn't changed much, still a main stage and small tables(8-10), seating at the bar, and some bench style seating in the two back areas. They do have a pool table, which for some reason gets a lot of use, sometimes dancers but mainly customers. No private rooms for lap dances but the bench seating areas are at least away from the main areas and is a bit dark as well so some level of privacy can be had, unless you get a dancer and a guy sit down right next to you, which happened on this visit once. The bathrooms in this place are gross and are rarely kept clean or smelling fresh. Trash overflowing the can and paper and stuff on the floor. That's pretty much the layout of the club.

Now for the important part, the dancers and the lap dances. What a big disappointment all the way around!!! There were approx. 8 or so dancers working and they ranged in looks from 2-6, mostly either older and out of shape or young and super skinny. Skinny, like from drugs and not eating, not from working out. There was only one dancer that I thought would make my visit f=worth staying for but unfortunately she had a piss-poor attitude and would rather smoke and hang out with the other girls than come over for a chat and some dances. I had plenty of money to spend in my pocket and ready to spend it but they weren't really doing too much mingling. Maybe it was because it was only 2:00pm but still, if you're there at work, do some damn work and hang with the customers. The vibe in the club has really changed from previous visits and that's a shame. I finally got a tall black dancer to come over and hang for a bit and dance for me. I got two $10 dances and unfortunately I discovered that she had tape on her nipples, which I guess is a new law in place, what a joke! She said that it was pissing off a lot of customers and that business was down because of it. We talked and had a couple of drinks before she moved along and my visit lasted maybe 60-90 minutes. I decided to cut my losses and move on. I swung by a Cocoa massage parlor on the way back to Orlando so the afternoon wasn't a total loss I guess. Not sure if I'll visit this club again going forward. Gonna take a while for the disappointment to wear off.