After a wildly magnificent failure of...

After a wildly magnificent failure of an attempt to visit this club a few months ago - not realizing how far out into the sticks this place was, finding it closed upon arrival, and damn near running out of gas in the process, I finally made it in tonight. As this place is not TOO far from Dekalb, I had visions of cornfed college girls prancing through my head. I arrived just in front of 9PM to a dark club with about 20 people, patrons and dancers, all crowded around the bar watching the Blackhawks game on TV. The stage was empty. I figured they were between dancers and walked up to the bar and got a drink. After a few minutes, there was still no dancer on the stage. All the dancers were seated, talking with their customers. A dancer came up and asked if she could sit with me. She was cute, Mexican (she kept telling me she was Mexican), late 20s early 30s. I thought she was cute and had a nice body (nice ass and tits, and thick enough to keep you interested). I sat there sipping on my drink, and after 15 minutes in this place, I had yet to see a single titty. I looked the dancer up and down a few times, and she asked me what I was looking at (?). OK. Finally, a dancer got onstage, and proceeded to do a few wiggles and shakes, and then hug her customer who was at the rail for about a song and a half. Then the dancer I was with took the stage. I was the only one at the rail but she kept eyeing the door. I left after 45 minutes, having seen four titties total and having a 15 minute conversation about braces and orthodontic retainers. The dancer I sat with was definitely hot but the whole experience was pretty much a waste of time. The whole pace of this club is slow and boring. I mean, it was a nice drive out to the club to check the place out but I will not be returning. I'm hard pressed to think of a more disappointing strip club experience, aside from the previous time I attempted to visit this place.