Came down to Homestead for work...
Came down to Homestead for work and drove by a little after 7pm and decided to stop in. When I walked in there were 4 guys in the club and only 2 girls. Happy Hour was going on until 8 and Heinekin's were only $4 ($6 after happy hour ended) so I decided to stick around to at least have a few beers after a long drive. The club itself is on the small side, but felt clean and didn't smell of smoke. But being small made the music very loud and I had to yell to get the bartenders attention when I walked in. The main stage is to the left when you walk in. it's a smaller stage with 1 pole in the middle, behind it is a secondary full bar which they probably only use on the weekends. The main bar is in the back on the right and small 3 top tables throughout on the floor.
More girls started coming in (5 black girls, 1 white latina). The latina was the best looking of the group, nice latin ass and perky natural boobs, so I went up to tip her and stage to try and get her attention for a private dance when she got down. Unfortunately that backfired on me and she never came over to talk to me when she got down. I was there for about an hour and a half and about to leave before the first dance could be bothered to come over and talk to me. Most of the girls just sat at the bar talking with themselves and complaining about not making money or bouncing back and forth between 2 guys who were probably regulars and not spending any money (tipping on stage or getting dances). When there are more dancers than guys in the club there is no reason for it to have taken so long. I did have dancers talk to me when they came off stage and went around to each guy in the club asking for tips for their stage dance. I absolutely hate that practice.
I should have just left, but the girl that finally sat with me was cute and we had a nice conversation so I decided to get a dance from her. They have 3 different dance areas, regular, VIP, and champagne room (increasing levels of privacy as you went up, definitely got the impression that all services are available in the more private rooms)). I only did the regular area which was $25/song, and the bouncer came back into the room to collect the money after we already started which was completely unprofessional and annoying. Then the DJ kept cutting songs short which annoyed me and the dancer so she ended up giving me 3 songs for the price of 2 to make up for it, but the mood was already ruined. After the dance I decided it was time to call it a night and left.
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