Okay so I am in town...

Okay so I am in town visiting friends, not a Florida native by any means, but with all the reviews of this club, I just had to get a motel near by and promised myself I would visit. Great thing I did. This was without a doubt the most pleasurable experience I have ever had a strip joint, anywhere in the world.

I arrive and their bouncer is out in parking lot watching the cars, not the patrons inside. He was protecting our property, not looking to harass us for getting too frisky with the ladies. Already I like this place.

I go inside and sit down right next to the stage with my stack of 20 one dollar bills. I black stripper immediately sits on my lap and asks if I want a private dance. It looked like she might be good but I wanted to wait and see a few other dancers and she said she'd be back. Any way they start the rotation and girl after girl, they just got better and better until there was this one we'll call "Jill" (not her real stage name) who liked to spread eagle for the tippers on the stage. So I tell her I think her p-ssy is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen (yeah whatever, lol) and she tells me I'm sweet. So we start to chat about silly stuff and my experiences at other strip joints and she tells me she wants to finish this conversation later, she had to get off the stage for the next dancer. KEEP READING!