One of my oddest visits to...

One of my oddest visits to a titty bar. I pull up around 10 pm, a young black man was the valet, he was busy parking cars. I get out of the car and look around, I am the only old white man around. TUSCL reports this as a white club. I ask the guy if someone like me will fit in, he looks me over and says yeah you will have a good time, but we don't open till 10:30. I go grab a bite to eat come back around 11. He parks my car and takes the $8. I walk in and survey the scene. I am in my 40's... I am at least ten years older than everyone in the place. I am also the only white person for miles. So I went to the bar. Asked for a Jack and Coke... We aint got no Jack.... I ask for Scotch... got me a side cocked glance from the bar tender... So I asked for whatever Old White Men drink when they come in.... Never had one come in before but we got beer. $3 bud light and a $2 tip to keep people happy. Found one spot up against a wall where I could watch. Plenty of hot women walking around in bikini or less, none got on the stage. None even looked in my direction. I stayed about an hour then left. Everyone there was very nice... just kinda avoided the white fossil in the corner... Made me think of Papi... I think you would have enjoyed this place.