I'm going to begin by saying...

I'm going to begin by saying this was the worst visit to a booty club I've ever experienced! O.k. let me tell you, never enter a booty club when someone is throwing a party. All that usually means is that the cost of admission is two or three times more than usual and your not going to get two or three times more fun! Anyway me & my lady get there around 11:30 and they want $40 to get in but there is absolutely no one in the joint! So we negotiate down to $30. Get in and have the choice of seats & I must say it was really nice and clean. Ordered two drinks from the very friendly barmaid and waited for the action...and waited and waited and waited! There was not one single dancer dancing! It's prime time on a Friday night & I can't see one pair of nipples? WTF!!! Barmaid comes back with the drinks which were strong & nice in size. My lady asks why no dancers & barmaid is dumbfounded. So half way through our drinks some tired looking girl hit the stage & is boring. She goes for a couple few songs, leaves. Goes to the back. Another girl with a nice outfit & a little more wiggle gets going. I'm almost sleep now so we go outside for a smoke. Come back after about 20mins & its no better. It's going on 12:30 now & still no dancers but the two. I Decide to get a dance from the one with a little more wiggle. THAT SHIT WAS THE MOST BORING DANCE I'VE EVER HAD!!! This bitch just stood there and literally wiggled! Man I was too through. How you go to the titty bar & get turned off!