Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Had heard all about it, was...

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doctord33
Nov 2, 2005, 3:27 AM
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Had heard all about it, was driving through on business so had to stop in. The setup is brutal. Tiny place, not much space. And if you sit at the bar, they hound you to drink. Always rubs me the wrong way when they do that. On a late Friday afternoon, was barraged by women that ranged from 4's to 8s. Nothing that blew me away. And the 7s and 8s always appeared to be busy. After surveying the scene and getting an idea of all the women there for about an hour, I picked one of the eights, pulled her aside and asked for a dance. She smiled, happily obliged and off we went. Wow. Hands down, bar none best dance I'd ever had. I lasted one song. One stupid, silly, four minute song and I was absolutely spent. So, bottom line: If you're there for decor, for a bartender that won't harrass you or for super hot women, drive on. If you're there for a mind-blowing lap dance from a decent looking chic, this is your place.

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