Rolled up into my favorite Greenville...

Rolled up into my favorite Greenville dive again - Godiva's 1. The have a new system where the strip club is on the left of the establishment and there's some sort of sports bar or something on the right. Trust me, go for the strip club. This place is good if you like your girls with a little more curvy, so I keep coming back since it usually has a couple of girls with more bass than treble. You'll get all kinds of girls here - black, white, big, skinny, there was even a pregnant girl who was working here for a while. Usually they're pretty nice and cool for a good conversation. None of the girls working here are great lookers, but that's not what you're REALLY here for, is it? No - you're here for some girls with some bangin bodies, and you want a little more curves than angles on your girls. The layout of the strip club is strange, with a pool table by the door, a small, low stage with one pole, and a big bar in the back of the room. The whole place is not the classiest joint - it was due for a renovation about 8 years ago and it hasn't gotten any better. Not much else, but what do you need? Again, those who come to Godiva's are looking for a certain type of girl. Usually the girls are nice, but every 3rd time I go here there's absolutely no customers around, and the girls are just straight up bored. Sot it's hit or miss. But every so often you get a good combination of girls with great "assets," good conversation, and eager to please. One thing to note is that the private dances here are usually more expensive than you'd expect, and the songs always feel shorter than they should be. But the girls are usually nice and eager to make sure you have a good time. And if you're nursing your money, you can get more by tipping well on the main stage then you can get in 90% of the rest of the clubs in Greenville (except for Platinum Plus, of course - can you say "injunction?") So to sum up, Neither the girls nor the establishment will win any beauty contest, but this is a blue-collar place that will satisfy your craving for big asses in your face. 'Nuff said.