If I could base my rating...

If I could base my rating on Saturday night alone, I would give the Gold Club a 20. First the negatives: There are some distinctly overweight girls dancing, and some less-than-attractive ones. There also are not many really good-looking dancers.

But I'm prejudiced. Sunny, a long-time waitress at the GC and before that at its predecessor, knows me to be generous, and set me up with a beautiful 21-year-old sweet and supremely sexy blonde. Other types of girls who normally look pretty good to me instantly became ugly by comparison. I am afraid that this little honey will not last long at the GC: Many of the other girls are jealous, and for good reason. When she danced on stage, there were rarely fewer than 12 men waiting to tip her.

Management at the GC will stop you from pawing girls when they dance for you in the middle of the main room. However, if you go to the back corners for dances, quite a bit more can go on. Better yet is going VIP, where just about anything goes if the girl is willing and you keep up something of an eye for management. Best of all, I suppose, would be the sky room, or whatever they call it, where you apparently can get incredible privacy for $200+.

Usually when I like a girl I give her name in the review so that readers can look her up and I can help her business. This girl I like more than any girl I have seen anywhere, but she doesn't need my help. If you go to the Gold Club and she is there, you will know it. Her innocent smile, her exceptional beauty, and her uninnocent behavior would grab you from a mile away. At the moment, she works most nights.

I chose VIP, where several other men and I had a very good night with our respective dancers. Since it was the last night of DST, the 4 am closing would have been 5 am the day before. I conked out from too much wine and being up too long and had to leave at 3:30. I have never had so much trouble tearing myself away from such a heavenly girl in my life.