All their advertising says "new location",...

All their advertising says "new location", but the place feels like it's been there a while. Basically a large bowl with tables on the floor and VIP type booths going up two tiers, the bar is ahead as you walk in, facing left towards the stages. Out on the floor are two satellite stages the size of a small table have a pole and concrete rail around them. The main stage has two poles, right and left, and a huge LED screen makes up the back wall, though it has clearly seen better days. Behind and flanking the stage are the lap dance booths.

Despite it being 2-for-1 Monday, the place was practically dead - I don't think I saw a dozen customers the whole time I was there, arriving in time for the free lunch and staying past the switchover from dayshift to nights. Dances were listed as $20 topless, thirty for nude, which my limited budget for the day wasn't expecting. The usual prime rib was replaced by "chopped steak" patties in some kind of sauce, mashed potatoes with gravy, green beans and a salad with dressing.

My ideal type and what I'd fantasized about for this trip was a gorgeous, fit redhead with a proper carpet to match the drapes. Of course, the outfit a real dancer wears can move them up the scale a point or two, the daydream was unsurprisingly naked. So to me, the dancers working when I arrived were definitely second stringers, but not horrible. The one who best fit my ideal was Katty; tall, slender and brunette. In tight black shirt and patterned booty shorts, she was the only waitress working day shift - efficient, hardworking and still managed to chat a bit. Were she to become a dancer, she would have at least one fan, but sadly that is not her aspiration. Ask for her, tip her, keep her out of trouble.