I have been to this club...

I have been to this club in the afternoon when it was a total washout: no pretty dancers at all, just a few porkers and overagers; however, this trip was first class. I lusted after one dancer after another, settled on a Norwegian beauty who was not only Playboy material but carried on an interesting conversation and took an interest in what I had to say. I had three couch dances from her, and she did some pretty naughty (possibly illegal even in Fort Lauderdale) stuff for me: there was nipple-nibbling (hers not mine), a lot of vigorous lap-sitting, g-string pulled all the way down, and she felt me up as much as I did her. I'm pretty eager to go back. I also had a table dance and some pleasant chat from a petite American girl, not as pretty perhaps but cute as a new puppy. This club also has an acrobatic show on some nights; I want to get back sometime when that's happening.

I have been just about to give up on strip clubs. It seemed that they just weren't nearly as good as they were in the 80s and 90s. Are breastaurants siphoning off all the girls with looks and personality? This trip went a ways toward restoring my faith.