First off, if you haven't been...

First off, if you haven't been to this club before it is VERY difficult to get to! Easy to spot on 202 just south of Norristown, but a bitch to get to even with GPS help. Second, the club is in an old house with a small side yard and backyard converted to a parking for about 12 to 15 cars. Parking is a bitch. There is a business across the street that closes early and it's small lot is used for Just Enuff parking, but still isn't much. I ended up parking on the bridge like 5 or 6 other patrons (you'll understand if you ever visit.)

When you get inside (the door is on the North side/lower level of the house - assumung you were able to actually get to the club and find a parking spot) the DJ/door guy will hit you up for a $5 cover (I arrived about 10:00 on a Thursday evening). As I paid, I looked around to find plenty of nubile women spread around the very tight space in the one "bar room" which appears to be the decorated, but unconverted, basement of the house. Every seat at the bar was taken and the only other seating was a few stools to the left along the end wall past the bar. One of those was open and I squeezed past patrons and dancers to take it. A dancer who found me shortly after I got a beer commented that she was suprised at how slow it was, "Thursdays are usually busy." As she says this, I am looking around wondering how anyone else could possibly fit inside the jammed tight space.

Dirnks are strip bar reasonable, not cheap but not over the top. Mixed drinks seemed to be around $10 - $12 and I think I paid $4 or $5 for my beer. Lighting is low but brighter than many clubs. Dancers are not quite ready for their Playboy photoshoot. I didn't see any really ugly women there, but I also didn't see any 9s or 10s. Most of the dancers were over 25 (I did not see any who would be mistaken for a teen. Two were very skinny and had nipples sticking out of flat chests. I noted two large black women (not fat, just tall, heavy with big tits and big butts) and one more petite black with lots of piercings. The rest were white (anglo and Hispanic) with everything from smooth clear skin to covered in tats and piercings.. Of the 15 (plus) dancers I saw about 10 - 11 would rate a 6 or better and two or three might touch 8. If your thing is more mature (30's) dancers, you will have an ample selection. You also will get the opportunity to check them each out up close and personal because they will squeeze through the crown on a tip parade after a set on stage. Note that every one of them will ask for a dollar between the tits AND one in the G-string on their butt!