Like most strip clubs in Tucson,...

Like most strip clubs in Tucson, you can't find a stripper to dance for you who hasn't rubbed her boobs all over some slobbering troll because he was generous enough to tip her a whole $1 while she was on stage.

There are some decent-looking dancers though, but for some reason they're just not sophisticated enough to realize that so many customers ready to drop hundreds leave in disgust after witnessing the on-stage defiling of some hottie. Hey, but if they think they can get more $1 tips that way, more power to them-- they just be getting any of the ten Andrew Jacksons in my pocket.

It never fails, as soon as the top comes off, four or five of the ugliest, no-play-getting, slobs in the club rush the stage and wait their turn for a face full of tits. And then to add insult to injury, some dudes will hold the buck behind their back as if hiding a treat from a dog until it performs a trick to their satisfaction. And the broads buy into it!!