Private Eyes
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320 W 45th St New York, NY 10036

This place is a hole in...

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Terrance
May 13, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

This place is a hole in the wall, nothing fancy. If you like a no frills, utilitarian set up, then this place is for you. If you're looking for a place that feels opulent in any way, you'll be disappointed. It has the same charm as a cheap boxcar diner: nothing fancy, but comfortable. There are two, small low ceiling rooms-- one for dances, the other a bar. The surfaces seem old but clean. It's 20 dollars to get in, but there's a guy on the corner of 8th and 45th passing out free passes that are good until 8pm. The drinks are expensive, 12 dollars for a domestic bottle, and there's a one drink minimum. There's a bar in front with an attractive bartender and a few girls hanging out, and a pole tucked in the corner that isn't highly visible until you round the corner. The room beyond the bar is a simple set up: cocktail tables surrounding a stage and a long booth bordering the wall. There are some unfortunate pillars that obstruct one of the two dancers on stage but there are mirrors to help out with that.

The dancers are mostly eastern european and pretty. They are mostly caucasian though there are a few black, hispanic and asian girls, too. They range from 21 to 30, I'm guessing. There are many slight, small breasted women, which I like. If you're looking for the bombshell type, though, you may be disappointed here. I was impressed by the dancing at this club. There's a dancer named Lily there who I'm worried won't be there very long because I imagine she'll be hired by Cirque De Soleil. She hangs from the ceiling like a spider spinning and web. It's awesome. The women are friendly and approach you quickly when you sit down and usually chat with you awhile before offering a dance. The lap dances are 20 dollars a song and worth it, very flirty, lots of humping. Some of the women do it a little too hard, but are receptive to suggestions to ease up. Four out of five of the dancers are extremely personable and make you feel right at home. The remaining one can seem absent or a little vacant, but never rude or pushy.

I plan on going back here frequently. It's simple, the girls are hot, there are plenty that are my type (slender, slightly quirky faces, small breasted) and I've always been treated well here. They have a high standard of customer service. The only time I had to wait more than a minute or two for a drink they were so apologetic and genuine about it that I liked the staff even more.

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