What a shithole!!! I went to...

What a shithole!!! I went to Lucky's on Monday night around 915, after leaving Platinum Plus. I don't know where the fuck they got that name, because aint nothing lucky about the place. Or maybe, they are LUCKY they are still in business after all these years! I was supposed to meet a friend there, who never showed. I have gone to Lucky's a few times over the years, and I always enter and leave feeling disgusted. It takes about a year for the disgust to dwindle enough for me to try again, after hearing rave reviews from friends and others.

Parking was free. The full pat down is always offensive. I think was cover charge was 7 or 8 bucks. After walking in, I was thinking, what a fucking shit hole! The place is a shoe box and looks like a fucking shack inside and out. There were about 10 guys in the club. I hadnt seen such a bad collection of skanks in a long time. There were about 10 dancers, total. All the girls were black. I grabbed a drink (relativly cheap). I'm sure it was rot gut liquor that they poured in a premium bottle. I had a friend who owned a bar, said that he use to do something like that. I sat on a mini-couch next to the wall, and tried not to make eye contact with any of the dancers to avoid giving them the impression that I was interested. Wrong! As i was scanning the crappy place, a dancer at the bar thought I was looking at her and came over. She said, "you checking me out, and I'm checking you out! Come sit next to me at the bar." Then she walked back to the bar, expecting me to follow I'm sure. I didnt even look that direction. She was actually KINDA cute, with a blonde wig, but had a shape like a beer can. Another dancer was making her rounds, with an empty 12-pack beer box, asking for tips. She sat on my leg, and made her pussy pop/pulse on my leg. If she was fine, that would have been a turn-on. However, with her it was just the opposite, since her body was wrecked. I could not drink my drink fast enough, to leave! When I felt like I had seen the worst of the girls, another one came out of the dressing room, looking like a whale in a bikini! She strolled by and I could not look hard enough in the OTHER direction! She stood against the wall, on the other side of the table that was next to me. There was maybe 2 girls who looked decent. 1 got on stage to dance. She was dark and petite. I went to the stage and tipped her a few dollars. She didn't say thanks then or when leaving the stage (bitch, haha). As i went back to my seat, the whale had taken my seat! WTF! of ALL, the empty seats in the club, she took mine! I ended up sitting near the stage. FORTUNATELY, the next girl on the stage was the finest 1 there, cute, tall slim, lighter complexion. I tipped her well. When she got off the stage, she came by and said thanks. She was walking off, and realize I wouldnt see anything better, I pulled her back for a table dance. at this time, the DJ called up the next dancer..."Ham Hock!" WTH!!! Hamhock??! It was the 300 pounder in a bikini who took my seat! I grabbed slimmie and made a dash for my original seat, against the wall. She did a nice job with the lap dance, $10 a song. Actually, it more like 10 for HALF a song, as the DJ reduced the time for the songs. I got 2 dances, but because the songs were so short, I stopped. The dancer, Charley, asked if I was done I said yea. She didn't stick around for ANY casual conversation, and just made a beeline to the dressing room. If she had taken a few minutes to talk, I probably would have gotten a few more dances from her. As she left, I left and decided not to wait for my friend. After I left, I was told by my friend that the spot gets MUCH better, later. yea, right.