Coliseum
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11300 E 8 Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48205

Well I have no one to...

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clubdude
May 13, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Well I have no one to blame but myself. Went to the club in the late afternoon and stayed to the late evening. I admit I got hooked on the Tiger game, but should of left before the game came on. The club has been described numerous times. I sat at the back of the front bar, then moved to the back bar.

Before 8 pm as many know beer prices are only $3 a beer, can't beat that in an upscale club.

The dancers were a mix of good looking to fair in my opinion. For some unknown dumb reason I finally picked the skinniest (I mean skin and bones), and flattest (is there anything below a 30a cup"?). We went to back where everything was on the table. A little stick shifting and FIV action, but I just wasn't into feeling up a bag of bones. She appears to have image issues also, always asking if she was pretty. I paid her off, and shamefully went home, my pockets lighter than they should of been.

I did see some lookers, but was too lazy to approach them when they were on the stage-lesson learned.

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