I was in the area on...

I was in the area on business and didn't feel like driving all the way to Tampa, so thought I would give this place a shot. Went in around 6:30 on a Tuesday evening. The girl working the door collected my $3 cover and I let her keep the $2 change. The club is on the dark side and it was hard to tell just what the seating areas were like at first. First stop was the men's room and it was dirty with trash on the floor. That should have been my first clue. I headed to the bar and had to wait just under 10 minutes to get a beer, despite the fact there were only about 10 other customer's in the place. The stage was empty and all the girls (about 8 in the whole place) were either chatting with each other or with other customers. I found a high top table about half way between the stage and the private room. Waited around for about 1/2 hour and there was no "show" at showgirls and no one came to chat with me at all.

Girls were all in the 3-5 range and I quickly determined there wasn't anything really worth the effort on the money in the entire club. As I was finishing up my beer, one slightly pudgy dancer did get on the stage and was completely uninterested in pretty much everything. I walked outside about 7 and found it was shift change. I quickly understood why they keep the club so dark. The Florida sunshine was harsh on the departing day crew. Can't really speak to the private dances or anything else in the club since I didn't speak to anyone. Cut my losses after spending about $10 total on the beer and cover charge. I wouldn't even recommend this place as a place to go when bored. I won't be back!