Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl Upland, CA 91786

A bit surprised that TL had...

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May 12, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

A bit surprised that TL had 4-5 dancers ranging from 5-7 in looks, as I was warned at the door of several COI clubs that they had only one dancer on shift that day. There were 3-5 patrons in-and-out during the two hours I spent there.

A few minutes after I arrived Crystal, a little thing with big bolt-ons, plopped down next to me and introduced herself. We had a brief chat, but told her early on that I was going to chill for a while. She hung with me anyway and we chatted a bit. She was a mid-6 or so, but she had a great smile, good conversation, and not immediately pushing for dances. Got the typical lady-drink hustle, tipped the waitress (she has to make a living too), and waved her away. (It is so ANNOYING. Clubs have got to find a better way of increasing their revenue, as I do not know of anyone who isn't put off by that hustle. Even the dancers roll their eyes when the waitress asks.) I watched the stage while Crystal and I chatted. She used to work at TL full time, but now has another job, so she just works Sundays and Fridays. She took her turn on stage and I got a chance to look her over carefully.

Although not the best looking girl in the house, she was cute, in good shape, and a lot of fun to hang out with, so when she asked about dances I accepted and went to the private area. (I would rather get dances from a mid-range girl with a great attitude than an upper-range girl with a fair attitude. Don't understand the idea of bragging about picking out a physical 9 from a crowd of sweet 7s and considering that a win.) She said that since it was quiet, we could wait a few songs to get a little warmed up, whereupon she cuddled up to me and started letting me peek at her wares. We negotiated a very fair price, time, and the limits of her "performance." She delivered, made me happy, and I tipped accordingly.

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